pompita alonzo, writer and enemy of the child, got a job in the lab contreras Lupillo the acclaimed scientist. what distinguished the scientist contreras of the other scientists that one can find happily walking the streets, was a dark desire that corroded inside. I will not wait another second to tell all about the scientist who knows me knows I love gossip as someone loves the dark ugly. one day, the scientist working with his wife contreras / confidant / best friend / girl of his dreams, the scientific Rodríguez, a death ray. both very happy, whistling and laughing and passing well, moving and arranging cables nuts and felt better than ever. that day, of which I speak, not end anything right. rodríguez scientist, who was a tap dancer amateur at lunchtime, he taught, with the death ray pointing right in the face, the scientist Contreras, who was standing in front of the beam controls, a new step he had learned the previous week. scientist danced and danced, the daughter of the penis, captivating even the heart of her husband / best friend / favorite person in the world. he looked dumbfounded, tears crossing his face, his heart beating faster than ever, with an erection that would test the product quality of the pants factory Marcelino Mendoza. she danced glibly, sweating, arms flailing everywhere. spent a few minutes of incredible dancing. scientist, stunned by the excellent performance, without realizing it, drooled over the controls of lightning, switching and blowing the head of the scientific Rodriguez. "Piiiiiiii" came and concheeta Rodriguez was no more. was silence. scientist stood a few seconds, your brain, even startling power, it was hard to process what just happened. when he realized what he did, he ran to the slain body of his wife, and was obviously in vain, to rearrange the head of the person he loved most was filled everything with blood and brain. for days the poor man was inconsolable crying on his knees beside the dead. they found him, all dirty and completely fucked in the head, weeks after trying to revive through science to a rotten, stinking mass. never told a soul what had really happened that day, everyone assumed he had killed, but luckily, they were very weak or indifferent to do something about it. was interned in an asylum a few months. improved and was sent home. Almost a year later he was back at work, but it was never the same, never regained the joy that characterized him, he never shine in his eyes super cool that emotion to live, never ... but he never forgave himself have sent to hell that it completes. was isolated from the world and did not tell anyone in the working day and night. all day, every day, one I could find or in the laboratory or in the library researching who knows what else. the university where he worked, very concerned about the scientist's mental health, forced him to hire an assistant, that's how pompita alonzo, the hero of the story finally made its appearance. the scientist interviewed many stakeholders, all with excellent curriculum and all very eager to learn from the imminence of science, but none what the scientist had sought, none until the backside through the door. at that point in the life of our favorite writer, he was a janitor working at the university where he had studied astronomy unsuccessfully the past 10 years. I was tired of cleaning and decided to seek better job. a beautiful spring morning, sunny, with birds singing and sexy young girls walking around with their chicha tight asses bouncing and recklessly causing erections, alonzo found attached to a wall a sheet of paper saying "WORK! laboratory assistant. good money . edifice of science. " that day, pompita was particularly fed up with his work because he had to uncover more than 20 toilets, the university threatened to fire if not uncover all the toilets that had been procrastinating on uncovering. covered head to toe in dirty water and bits of poop, was the building of science and said "Give me, love you." department's receptionist was totally in love with the charming author and passed without objection, just sigh, she blushed and said, feeling like in middle school, "ay Chulada pass it." and that's how they came face to face two main characters in this story. the scientist first had doubts about hiring you, but when pompita demonstrated no interest in what was done there and proved that was a subject very funny, got the job, will start the following Monday. that weekend went super pompita partying and nearly lost his life. on Monday, with many memories blur and a pain in the chest, came to work with the best of which was compared with that of others, really bad, but for the history of our friend, pretty good. entered the laboratory and said, pulling his bag out there, lighting a cigarette and accommodating hair "ok, scientific Quiubo contreras ..." the scientist had been there since dawn and moved him to a mysterious object. pompita seeing smiled and began "My dear Mr. Alonzo, who said it has decided accompany "wiped his hands with a cloth and took her back to the writer," which tells the lunch? "he asked, in a good mood, pompita looked at him, smiled and replied" yes, I say yes to lunch "and there were , cafeteria. with food before them, the scientist, who is dying to tell anyone your project, told pompita, as someone tells her dog, who filled the mouth of ribs, his ambitious plans. "I intend to travel in time," said the scientist, bringing his face close to pompita, a drop of BBQ landed in a scientific lens, "seriously?" stammered pompita with his mouth full of food, "so , My dear Mr. alonzo "" and what or what? "the scientist suddenly turned serious, he turned away and, turning to nothing, he said" do not worry about that ... Mr. Alonzo ... do not worry about that. "
spent 6 months of hard work. pompita scientist and had become great friends, every day the scientist was entertained for hours and hours of madness and Debray abnormal pompita while listening to endless talk about science, learning all sorts of things, filling their little stories of advanced scientific data, setting the stage of his career as "the science phase. well, one day, the machine was ready, just had to try it. pompita who was a daredevil, he volunteered, the scientist was afraid of losing his friend, but preferred, if anything went wrong, which was the die backside. February 14, sat pompita hair, smoked a cigar and entered the time machine capsule-shaped silver flying side by time. "To which year you want to travel, pompita?" asked the scientist, smiling, seeing, perhaps for the last time the charismatic writer. "I want to go to the future!" pompita shouted excitedly, raising his arm, "to the future, eh?" repeated as a question the scientist contreras, thoughtfully, "the more better future," asked alonzo and the next destination of the protagonist of this story was the year 10 000. "After you get tired of the future, travels back and with this money," the scientist gave him an envelope full of money "put in the spectacular that is crossing the street you've succeeded and then it becomes, okay?" "ok!" pompita said barely able to wait. scientist turned away, put some goggles and powered the machine, it began to glow and a second disappeared. the inventor of time travel from his pocket a photograph of his late wife, made him a pat and a lump in the throat, said, "Godspeed, pompita alonzo, Godspeed." pompita was blinded by the glare and a moment later came to a place full of wildlife similar to that shown in the movies and cartoons as prehistoric. out of the machine and looked around. "Year 10 mil" he said, putting his hands on his waist, moving his head from here over there. "Ohh" and was made a spin. suddenly he heard a loud noise and the bushes appeared a vagina the size of an average person, who jumped and the sound emitted. from elsewhere heard the same sound and appeared another vagina. from nothing, compared to pompita, vaginas began to clash against each other, emitting a fishy smell extremely strong. alonzo could not believe my eyes, remained motionless until an idea formed in his head, he began playing the whistle, ending in a jacket and continued to explore the future. found thousands of vaginas, jumping and bumping into each other, "that father" said backside with tears in his eyes. spent several weeks there and when he hurt his arm followed the instructions of the scientist. leased back to the past and the spectacular, but the mischievous writer came up with a slight change of plans.
scientist went out and turned towards the spectacular. "SCIENTIFIC, do it, but YOU SORRY, HE DECIDED steal INDIFINIDAMENTE UNIT AND TRAVEL THROUGH TIME. SORRY. GOODBYE!" contreras scientist knelt down and began to mourn. "Can not be, that son of a bitch!" shouted, punching the floor, people passing saw it ugly and said among themselves "what will happen to it?". the scientist ran back to his lab and a drawer, pulled out a gun. forward looked ready to end it all and his eyes met with the photo of his wife looking at him smiling. "I can not ... I can not" be said, embarrassed. spent a few days of crying and drew only air when the lacrimal gland, he told himself, "if I could build one, I can build two" and so the scientist went to work day and night until was reunited with his wife, but had to kill himself in the past to take its place. lived happily until he died of brain cancer. pompita married his robot girlfriend in the year 2500 and was a nice family with children half robot, half the children of the penis.
